| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
7:48 PM Caleb: "'I'm healthy, I'm happy, had five kids. That is going to be in the medical records. Never been seriously ill or hurt. You will see that in the medical records if they're released,' Palin told NBC’s Brian Williams."
me: right
7:49 PM I want to see the DNA test because I know that kid is the product of mother/daughter sex party in which both fucked same guy in order to impregnate themselves
Caleb: That'll be in the records.
IF they're released.
me: if they're released
7:50 PM Caleb: If they're released...?
7:59 PM Caleb: Motherfuckin' Ted Stevens got taken down.
8:07 PM me: but he's still running
we clearly need more Alaskans in high office
8:09 PM Caleb: Better than Floridans.
me: yes
Caleb: I think.
me: bring home some liquor
8:10 PM Caleb: What do you want?
me: whiskey
Caleb: No can do.
8:11 PM How about vodka?
me: mel is talking his wacky black love talk to his ex-girlfriend once again
that'll work
Caleb: Did they end up getting a prostitute last night?
8:12 PM me: lol yes
I have to tell you about it in person
because it was the most ridiculous and terrible thing ever
Caleb: Awesome.
8:15 PM me: "I just want you to know you can count on me."
That's what I'm hearing from downstairs
Caleb: How sweet.
8:16 PM me: "I just want us to stay friends, you heard?"
8:18 PM Caleb: Awesome.
8:29 PM Caleb: I might stay in Manhattan a little longer to have drinks with Catalina.