Caleb: lol IM lol ;-P omfg j/k Caleb: Or rather, Caleb: Come to think of it, I don't think Star Magazine paid me for the Branjelina work. me: and now the police think she's lying Caleb: I've been casually following it. me: and then all the Republican blogs were like "ZOMG LOOK" me: but you need to be reading about this McCain volunteer who claimed to have been attacked by a big black man who carved a "B" in her face me: yeah, i can imagine Caleb: "I'll tell you what's wrong with Socialism! BOOTSTRAPS!!!" Caleb: I'll paraphrase: Caleb: You should check out the comments on the latest entry on RedState. me: zomg lol! Caleb: "Atlas Shrugged should be required reading for anyone espousing this pro socialist tripe." Caleb: Here's a hint: Caleb: Try to figure out which economic model he's arguing for. Caleb: "In my experience the people who support these kinds of views are ... those who don't want to work hard and prefer to benefit from the toil of others." Caleb: Then I just thought it best to avoid that scene altogether. Caleb: I almost decided to look her up on myspace or facebook. me: I'm hitting the town with my dad and his special lady Caleb: Word. me: I'm going to hit the showers, you dwell on that me: I mean, his lady friend me: also, any interest in hangin' in Manhattan tonight? me: I see Caleb: As an anti-tripe measure. Caleb: I'm gonna buy a copy for everyone in our house. me: and get a copy of that me: I'm going to need you to stop at the bookstore on the way back, by the way me: but he was there me: I suppose you may have forgotten about the pirate me: and there goes that one guy who's a dashing pirate me: meanwhile, Dagny and Franco de Francisco Rico Suave are having hot, selfish producer sex me: so that we can express our collectivist looter contempt for each other me: me me: and to shut up and get drunk and kiss me: Clearly, he needs wider powers