From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: lol IM lol ;-P omfg j/k
Caleb: Or rather,
Caleb: Come to think of it, I don't think Star Magazine paid me for the Branjelina work.
me: and now the police think she's lying
Caleb: I've been casually following it.
me: and then all the Republican blogs were like "ZOMG LOOK"
me: but you need to be reading about this McCain volunteer who claimed to have been attacked by a big black man who carved a
"B" in her face

me: yeah, i can imagine
Caleb: "I'll tell you what's wrong with Socialism! BOOTSTRAPS!!!"
Caleb: I'll paraphrase:
Caleb: You should check out the comments on the latest entry on RedState.
me: zomg lol!
Caleb: "Atlas Shrugged should be required reading for anyone espousing this pro socialist tripe."
Caleb: Here's a hint:
Caleb: Try to figure out which economic model he's arguing for.
Caleb: "In my experience the people who support these kinds of views are ... those who don't want to work hard and prefer to benefit from the toil of others."
Caleb: Then I just thought it best to avoid that scene altogether.
Caleb: I almost decided to look her up on myspace or facebook.
me: I'm hitting the town with my dad and his special lady
Caleb: Word.
me: I'm going to hit the showers, you dwell on that
me: I mean, his lady friend
me: also, any interest in hangin' in Manhattan tonight?
me: I see
Caleb: As an anti-tripe measure.
Caleb: I'm gonna buy a copy for everyone in our house.
me: and get a copy of that
me: I'm going to need you to stop at the bookstore on the way back, by the way
me: but he was there
me: I suppose you may have forgotten about the pirate
me: and there goes that one guy who's a dashing pirate
me: meanwhile, Dagny and Franco de Francisco Rico Suave are having hot, selfish producer sex
me: so that we can express our collectivist looter contempt for each other
me: me
me: and to shut up and get drunk and kiss
me: Clearly, he needs wider powers