From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Joshua: all wrapped up in a nice little package
Joshua: well one of you get that number to me and i'll call then on the w2ay home and figure out what they're doing
Joshua: i c
me: Andrew does I think
Joshua: do you have the number of the guys that are moving into our place?
me: numbers for guys at place
me: 319-321-5734
720-219-4011

me: cause we're gonna watch some fear and loathing
Joshua: divya
Joshua: lebowski?
me: got any plans tonight?
Joshua: sweet
me: we can stream it to the tv
Joshua: nice
Joshua: the boathouse was the time
me: oh, so we've got fear and loathing
me: I AM PROPOSING TO YOU JOSH YOU HANDSOME FOOL
me: by which I mean, you and I
Joshua: nice - in for Caleb
me: we could be a power couple
me: also works in tv production as a freelancer
Joshua: simpson - you diabolical
me: she is shapely and clearly not a stupid bitch
Joshua: how do you do it?
me: and so do I!
me: she walks her chihuaha around here
me: going to go with her to her exhibition at Chelsea Museum of Art
Joshua: wha wut?
Joshua: ??
Joshua: how - online
me: also, got a date with cute white artist chick
Joshua: a human brain in a robot gorilla?
me: you're confusing me and I'm stoned so just go on about your business without asking me any of your crazy questions
me: wait, what?
Joshua: because that would be one crazy summer
Joshua: you didn't rent our place to the guys that we're taking the place of did you?
me: okay
Joshua: to
Joshua: wait - the first number is the number to the guy that lives at the place we're moving too
Joshua: sweet
Joshua: nice
Joshua: nice
me: no, thursday
me: she can watch it too
Joshua: is your date tonight?
me: good
Joshua: omg
Joshua: gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
me: wow, Andrew's watching Dark Knight yet again
Joshua: i feel like i'm forgetting something
Joshua: hmmm
Joshua: ...
Joshua: sorry...sorry
Joshua: ?
Joshua: B - train
Joshua: gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
Joshua: have i seen this young mexican dog having lass?
me: fuck!
me: can you believe I haven't drank any fucking coffee yet and I've been up since 8:30?
me: that's what I was going to do
Joshua: jinx
Joshua: the barrett the
Joshua: die barrett die
me: bart, die
me: ... bar, die
me: die
Joshua: i just drank alot of coffee and i think i'm sick man
Joshua: yo yo yo yo yo yo
Joshua: that's HOT!?!???!!??
me: Christ, Anna is still e-mailing me
me: Yes
Joshua: lol Que?
Joshua: what? i thought she was running in North Carolina not Team Fortress
me: TF2?
Joshua: ?
Joshua: does GAMPAC have a strong footing in NC
Joshua: si
Joshua: i've drank more than my share today
me: The Elizabeth Dole campaign just sent out a press release attacking her candidate for associating with GAMPAC
me: holy fuck, coffee
me: oh, the candidate had a fundraiser at a house owned by a member of the advisory board
me: or, my enemies, since you don't have any enemies
me: and plan against our enemies
me: drink a little
me: fucking fear and loathing
Joshua: i can't wait
Joshua: so - what are we doing tonight -
Joshua: fruuiennnnd?!???
me: gentlefriend?
Joshua: WORD?! GENTLEMEN?!
me: "hi its moshe i like your add its like your talking
good luck & thanks for helping
moshe"

me: just got an e-mail from Moshe