From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Joshua: is that right
Joshua: and fear and loathing
me: stfu
Joshua: yo - i c you're torrenting Big lebowski...
me: a lot
me: and goes to a dojo in lower manhattan
me: so, I found out that Vincent Garofalo lives in New York
me: lol
Joshua: that many guys?
Joshua: understood
me: I shall try to befriend him
me: nope
Joshua: ?
Joshua: does he know what you look like
me: I will secretly join his dojo
me: this is too perfect, man
Joshua: i c
me: combine the powers11!11!
me: fucking learn some karate to supplement your more obscure martial arts pursuits
Joshua: i may be down for that
me: that's not much money
Joshua: hm
me: I know, right?
Joshua: that's not bad
me: stfu
me: 100 days, unlimited classes, 100 dollars
Joshua: karate is weak
Joshua: gay
me: wanna join?
me: seido karate
Joshua: dojo - for what?
me: NEED A DISPENSER HERE!!!1
Joshua: i'm going to play so much team fortress tonight
Joshua: teleporter goin' up
me: but I'm fucking serious this time
me: I know I say that a lot
me: yeah, me too
Joshua: so tired and bored
Joshua: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok
me: http://www.nationallampoon.com/thezaz/
me: then read my NL blog post
Joshua: very well
Joshua: i c
me: and then e-mail it to him
me: also, am going to take a picture of the house
me: I'm still in data collection mode
me: license plates, other things
Joshua: what clues are we looking for?
Joshua: i c
me: and stuff
me: then I can start suing
me: just need to check it out, see if it's his address
Joshua: are you really going to show up at his house?
Joshua: maybe - for food
me: I think I've found his address
me: want to go to Astoria sometime this week?