Here's the first script; Ellen Johnson loves it. I'm going to go ahead and start trying to do it in Windows Movie Maker but I'll probably need you to help tweak a few things when you up here because YOU HAVE MAD SKILLzZzSAsS which which to pay the bills.

(Comes on screen)

"All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside."

(Comes on screen)

14th Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America

(All disappears, except for word "citizens," which remains and becomes part of next quote)

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."

• George H.W. Bush

Citizen

(All disappears except for "one nation under God," which is used in next portion)

"One nation under God."

• Terminology Added to the Pledge of Allegiance in 1954

• Carries All the Legal Weight of the Instructions that Came with Your DVD Recorder

(All disappears except for "one nation under God," which returns to Bush quote, which appears again)

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."

• George H.W. Bush

Citizen

(appears next) Confidant to Theocratic Saudi Monarchs

(appears next) Former president of a nation founded in opposition to theocracy and monarchy

(appears next) Proud owner of a broken irony detector

(appears next) ... which he later bequeathed to his son

(all disappears)

GAMPAC

We're old school.

Are you?

(Picture of Thomas Paine appears)

(Paine winks)

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