Subject: Re: howdy |
From: Jeff Goldstein <jeff.proteinwisdom@gmail.com> |
Date: 8/17/08, 22:36 |
To: Matt Zaller <mzaller@nationallampoon.com> |
Hi again, Matt --
Barrett explained to me this had something to do with a celebrity blog for NL. What kind of clips would you like to see? I have blog posts and published fiction. For the sake of convenience, I'll provide a few links to the blog posts. But please do let me know if there's something else you need or would like to see:
http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=3240 (Robert Anton Smith Illuminati parody)
http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=2229 (Conan-Doyle Sherlock Holmes parody)
http://proteinwisdom.com/?s=Anna+Nicole+Smith&paged=2 (ANSmith holiday greeting cards)
http://proteinwisdom.com/?cat=16 (Martha Stewart prison diaries)
http://proteinwisdom.com/?cat=14 (red pills series)
http://proteinwisdom.com/?cat=7 ("interviews")
My background: I taught lit, writing, and argument at Denver University, where I was a member of their PhD program in creative writing. Won a couple of awards for short fiction. "Retired" from teaching when my son was born so that I could stay home and play with him. Plus, no more grading papers written in a language that only superficially resembled the English I was taught as a young Jewish boy struggling to make my way in the wilds of suburban Baltimore County, MD.
Best,
Jeff
On Aug 17, 2008, at 7:52 PM, Matt Zaller wrote:
Is this a request to be a writer? If so, send me some clips and I'd be happy to consider.
best,
Matt
Jeff Goldstein wrote:
Hi, Matt --
Barrett Brown suggested I email you regarding the NL website. Unfortunately, he wasn't any more specific than that. Which means that this email will have to serve as a kind of "Barrett Brown suggested I email Matt about the website, and now I have. So, you know, that's that, I guess"-type email -- unless, of course, there is specific information you need from me going forward.
-- In which case, I'm more than happy to expand upon the content herein.
I can be reached at 303-934-5737 (home) and 303-667-3815 (cell). Or if you'd like, I can give you a call.
Best, and look forward to hearing from you,
Jeff Goldstein