From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: invite fucking everyone
me: start inviting people over for my birthday party tonight
me: okay
Joshua: sucka
Joshua: btw i'm wearing your blue shirt if you can't find it
Joshua: you're going to have to call callie, ashley, and catalina
Joshua: aye aye sir
me: not entirely
Joshua: is there any news on that?
Joshua: have they even fired that thing up yet
me: like the hadron collider
me: what we're doing is dangerous but necessary
Joshua: that's quite a powder keg
me: lollercoaster
me: plus some of my b-ball friends
me: with stroub
me: in a room
me: together
me: ray and mark will be there
Joshua: ok
Joshua: oh god yes
me: what kind of question is that?
me: fuck yes
Joshua: should i invite ray to your party?
Joshua: very well
me: I'll pay you 500 for it
Joshua: by luke - sure
me: can I have that painting?
Joshua: Irish
Joshua: what's mine is yours
Joshua: that's fine
me: lulz
me: me!
me: hey, guess who has access to your room every day?
Joshua: i know
me: you're taking that off as soon as you get home
Joshua: i win
Joshua: the one that was on your bookshelf
me: oh you fucking faggot
me: which blue shirt?
me: callie's in Dallas
me: you tell me, engineer
Joshua: you tell me news-talkin-guy
me: http://neosoft.web.surftown.se/dev/advicedog/advicedog.php?line1=FALL+OUT+OF+PLANE&line2=RUN+FOR+PRESIDENT