From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: I think I love her
me: is this awesome y/n?
me: I stole catalina's number off of Caleb's cell phone this morning
me: josh josh josh
me: very good
Joshua: yes yes
me: very shocking
me: and my pot is locked up in andrew's room as well
Joshua: i didn't get any sleep last night
me: sleeping like a much more attractive and less annoying angel
Joshua: and divya
me: sleeping like a little angel
me: MY NAME IS A KILLING WORD
Joshua: is he still there?
Joshua: fight fight fight fight
me: WELL SO HAVE I
Joshua: let him have cake
Joshua: very well
Joshua: bored bored bored
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld2DMsyy0go
Joshua: Gom jabbar
Joshua: lol lol
Joshua: hey - I'm sleeping here!!!
me: lol I jumped on his couch and he goes "I'm sleeping here!"
Joshua: i think he'll like that
Joshua: i c
Joshua: mowing people down
me: very shocking
me: i'm going to wake caleb up by playing ladytron really loudly
Joshua: running through a hallway
Joshua: where i was carrying a gattling gun
Joshua: and i would just have these weird scenes running through my mind
Joshua: i kept trying to sleep last night
me: yeah, I'm not clicking on that, I made the mistake of trying to read up on vector math yesterday
Joshua: my boss was talking with me about it the other day
Joshua: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NP-complete
Joshua: i'm reading about this
Joshua: go harass caleb some more
me: I am a writer and refuse to learn anything
me: fuck math and whatnot
me: die
me: no
me: SHAI HALUD
me: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Joshua: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travelling_salesman_problem
me: JUST HERE TO FIX THE METER
Joshua: NO TIME FOR THE OLD IN AND OUT
me: I HAVE TAUGHT YOU WELL LITTLE DROOGIES
me: very good
Joshua: sex sex over the phone
me: when caleb lives with us, I'll see her again anyway
me: this will be a long-term seduction
Joshua: whatever
me: she's got a boyfriend, though
me: yep
Joshua: was she interested in you
me: yep
Joshua: you really stole the number out of his phone
me: hold up, I'm harrassing neocon bloggers
Joshua: i really don't want to be here today
Joshua: very well
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XskClDhfc4
me: I'll marry this one