That does sound interesting -- but this time, I think I would post under a pseudonym, not because I'm embarrassed, but rather because it's fucking cool.

How close are you with these guys?  Would you put in a word, or would I have to impress them with what they would almost certainly find unfunny shots at Democratic politicians.

Although I guess I do have the Martha Stewart and Anna Nicole stuff I could send off.

Fuck it. I'll give you a call.  Can't talk too long -- have macho class tonight -- but maybe we can go over this in a bit more detail.

Best,

Jeff

On Aug 11, 2008, at 4:45 PM, Barrett Brown wrote:

Okay, the first question you need to ask yourself is, "How badly do I want to be a humor writer?"

Here's the deal. I used to write for National Lampoon back in the days, then they went internal and offered me a gig in LA but it would have only involved a few days a month and not much money so I didn't take it. Now, I guess they're willing to work with "outsiders" again, which is probably wise, because National Lampoon is a piece of shit and has been so for several years and frankly wasn't all that great even ten years ago.

So, here's the idea. They're asking me to do a non-paying blog on celebrities, of all things, because they've got, like, huge balls. But I'm going to take it because (1) more exposure, link back to my book, etc. and (2) I plan to impress them enough so that they will consider me doing a blog on politics.

Now, here's the idea - you should apply for this gig, too. It won't take much time out of your week to do a very impressive job of it, and it will give you a chance to make yourself indispensable to them, which is the most important thing that anyone can do evah. Then, we are both at the front of the line to get some paying gigs, as well as to nudge them on the subject of a political humor blog.

Let me know if this sounds interesting to you, and if so, I'll give you the contact info of the guy in charge of this particular train wreck, plus the details I know so far.

Also, you could probably post under a pseudonym for the celebrity thing if you find it embarrassing. I won't, because I've actually managed to sink lower than writing about celebrities in the past and just don't give a shit anymore.

Give me a call if you'd like; 512-560-2302.

Word, 

Barrett

On Mon, Aug 11, 2008 at 5:18 PM, Jeff Goldstein <jeff.proteinwisdom@gmail.com> wrote:

I'm always up for such things. Whatcha got?

Best,
Jeff