Dude, it was totally Divinely Inspired authors that contributed three different versions of the story of David and one really Divinely Inspired editor who mashed them all together in one incongruous work of glorious infallibility. 

Meanwhile, are you familiar at all with the story of David and Jonathon?

Caleb Alan Pritchard
Big Fish Films
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Barrett Brown wrote:

I was just thinking about how many passages in the Old Testament were clearly written by neurotic Hebrews with minor perceived grievances against other Hebrews and members of outlying tribes. It sounds like fan fiction with the author placing himself in the action, like when you dream about going on adventures with the Ninja Turtles. As in, "Oh, noes, a bunch of kids mock me and women reject me because I'm bald! You know what would have been great? If a SHE-BEAR JUST JUMPED OUT OF THE WOODS AND KILLED THE KIDS AND I WOULD JUST BE STANDING THERE, COOL AS CAN BE, AND I WOULD SAY SOMETHING SUAVE LIKE, "IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?" OR "BEAR THIS IN MIND!" I'M GONNA WRITE THIS ALL DOWN AND PUT IT ON PARCHMENT BECAUSE LIVEJOURNAL AND MYSPACE DON'T EXIST YET!"

On Wed, Jul 30, 2008 at 11:33 AM, Caleb Alan Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> wrote:

I decided to start reading the Bible from start to finish a few weeks ago.  So far I've made it through 2 Samuel and I gotta tell you: I've never been more anti-Semitic in my life.

Caleb Alan Pritchard
Big Fish Films
Office: 214-887-3474
Cell:512-560-8547

Barrett Brown wrote:

Wait, I just remembered that he ended up being torn apart by a she-bear.

On Wed, Jul 30, 2008 at 10:40 AM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:

Can't remember, I was BLASTED!!!!!!11111111111111

On Wed, Jul 30, 2008 at 10:38 AM, Caleb Alan Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> wrote:

Was he any good?

Caleb Alan Pritchard
Big Fish Films
Office: 214-887-3474
Cell:512-560-8547

Barrett Brown wrote:

I was playing an online shooter game called Team Fortress 2 last night and someone was using the name "Go Up, Bald Head!"