Hello,

Basted iPhones! Damn you Jobs and your sexy and confusing technology. Going forward please email me at this email address

Please see the attached photo of the this issues obsession, Arthur. He is the following:
model
soccer player
Russian Born
NY Raised
really into girls

As mentioned on the previous email, just have fun, fictional and 800 words (if possible)

Can be as XXX or G rated as you like. 

*extra points if it has a stalkery faggy undertone.

Lets touch base in about a week.

Thanks so much and sorry for the wait

khary