From: Karen Lancaster <lancaster.karen@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Karen: OK, but you'll need someone with a truck to load up your sttuff.
me: Anyway, we'll probably hire a van
Karen: Hahahah.
me: Don't come anywhere near our place while we're moving, I swear to God I'll hide in a homeless shelter if you do
me: Don't need boxes, have very little stuff
Karen: Maybe I'll come to NY after all to help you unpack/decorate. How exciting!
me: People don't capitalize acronyms anymore, fyi
Karen: OK, what is the neighborhood. Are you going to get a mover to pack eerything. Maybe you'll want me to ship up your boxes of books to go on that big shelf I bought you?
Karen: OMG, where shall I begin.
me: Yes, now you can ask me tons of questions all day long
me: Click on any one of them with the green button and you can initiate a chat
Karen: This is fun!
Karen: OK I guess it's working!
me: There are a list of contacts
me: Look on the left
Karen: Uh, no.
me: You know how to use this, right?
me: I can't remember what street exactly it's on
Karen: Cool, a rooftop, you'll have to get a grill. What fun to cook out.
me: If you google Flushing and Bogart, it's near there
me: It's more Williamsburg than this. It's actually only a ten minute walk or a little less from here, but it's where all the hipsters live, dramatically different demographics
Karen: What is the neighborhood/street?
me: I'm assuming so
Karen: Does the stove work?
me: we're on the fourth floor, which is top, and we have rooftop access
me: it's about the same, but it's nicer
Karen: Wow! So is it bigger than your current apt? You do have a nice size living room now.
me: in fact, we don't have to pay rent next month because we paid last month when we move in
Karen: Oh! OK, that's what I wondered.
me: our deposit rolls over
me: we still don't have too much furniture to deal with, so it'll be simple enough
Karen: Maybe you could put up some astroturf for the dog's potty on the roof. I"m not kidding, just saw something like that in a mailorder catalog. A plastic grass cover over a little pan that you can empty.
me: not sure
Karen: How many baths, just one?
Karen: Wonderful! Though I do hope John comes up. I liked him.
me: I'll be paying the same amount
me: If he doesn't, Andrew will pay for the extra room
me: John Ruiz is supposed to be moving up with us
me: 4
me: Ours is ambiguous, this is totally Williamsburg
Karen: Way cool. How many bedrooms?
me: It's not Bushwick at all
me: there's a little yuppie grocery store right down the street
Karen: Is it still considered Bushwick neighborhood?
Karen: Is ther a nicer grocery store nearby? Yours I found to be scary.
Karen: Oh what fun!
Karen: Well, we could get you some plants delivered to decorate.
me: not sure about that
Karen: Will the rooftop be accessible only by you or will you have to share with other apartments?
me: probably not
Karen: Will you have a closet?
me: room is about the same size
me: nope
Karen: Will you have room for a bigger bed? Maybe I could do that for you.
me: maybe
Karen: Well, I"m so exfcited and do htink you may want some of your books shipped up, huh?
me: you could have fucking NASA set up a potty for him, it wouldn't matter
me: he'll just go on the floor anyway
Karen: As soon as you get your new address, don't forget to call all your magazines and give them the new mailing address.
me: I think I've got all of them sent to Dallas
Karen: You'll also need to do a change of address card to send to the post office to get your mail forwarded. Though you're not getting any checks mailed to you there, right?
Karen: Yes, isn't that sad? He seemed like a good guy, even though he served as the mouthpiece for Satan.
me: huh, Tony Snow's dead
Karen: Pre-paid. Am so excited and must not have spell check on this feature.
me: better have another cup of coffee
me: pre-maid?
Karen: OK! Yes, send me your address when you get it. Sounds like you all worked a wonderful deal, with all the pre-paid deposits, pre-maid month's rent, etc. Good for you, MSTG.
Karen: BTW Dunc and Jocelyn left for Ecuador yesterday. Did you know it's right next to Colombia? I don't have a good feeling about their little jaunt, quite frankly.
Karen: Uncle Duncan is smart in a lot of ways. Just not our ways.
me: He reminded me of a smart version of Uncle Duncan