me: http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/16044.html me: oh, hai! Elizabeth: where's that exactly? Elizabeth: a part of brooklyn? me: I live in Fag City East me: I see them all the time Elizabeth: you should have seen all the gays drinking their cosmos and falling all over themselves Elizabeth: this weekend was pride weekend. YAWN Elizabeth: they are all doing well for themselves and being really obnoxious. me: how are all the San Francisco liberals? me: just drinkin' ma chicory me: oh, very splendid, thank for asking! Elizabeth: how are you mr. brown Elizabeth: ha Elizabeth: i'm quitting my job in two days so can't make definite plans yet though Elizabeth: i want to come out soon. maybe after/if caleb is out there. Elizabeth: ah yes me: Williamsburg me: yeah Elizabeth: wow you are living the good life me: I know Elizabeth: a wii? I'm sold! me: and we can buy weed from a guy named face who works at the laundromat on the corner me: we've got both xbox 360 and wii, plus we finally got a couch me: it's nice now me: yeah, for as long as you want me: I see... Elizabeth: if i came out could i crash at your place? Elizabeth: no i wish me: no Turks with tourettes who hump your leg apropos of nothing? Elizabeth: i guess i just like to slum it me: right Elizabeth: all band trash but i can't help it Elizabeth: i got some hipsters lined up but they are just for fun Elizabeth: exactly me: you go girl! It's time for you to get your GROOVE BACK Elizabeth: never again Elizabeth: fuck no me: you got any more labrats on the hook? Elizabeth: heh me: ! me: ! me: oh, absolutely! Elizabeth: you guys are going international. i LIKE it me: and Andrew is dating that same needy Pollack Elizabeth: oh jeez of course me: Josh is still dating a nineteen-year-old brown girl me: I just sort-of-kind-of broke up with my rock star jewess I'd been dating me: she was a little too Jewish and neurotic Elizabeth: how are the ladies out there? me: oh, yeah! Elizabeth: never quite got copy writing off to any sort of start Elizabeth: when i was in austin i was a production artist Elizabeth: nope me: ever done sales letter, web copy, anything of that nature? Elizabeth: yeah i know gay me: well, give me a call sometime if you want to discuss it further me: that's gay Elizabeth: nope i'm a project manager me: don't you serve as a copywriter for a big ad firm? Elizabeth: i dont know if i'm that good of a writer me: www.texodusmedia.com, but there's nothing on it yet, we're busy with our first big project me: if we have any extra copywriting work or anything of that nature, would you be interested? Elizabeth: oh wow. what's the web address? me: we just incorporated our media production company me: also, to change the subject from your debauched boy molestation sessions... Elizabeth: we needed a roommate for we were doing interviews. he showed up and we hit it off. i gave him a shot of whiskey and a xanax at 11 in the morning when i met him. i guess he fell in love. me: christ, where do you find these people? me: you could crouch Elizabeth: yikes Elizabeth: he might even be 5'4" Elizabeth: he told me i was a tall glass of water so i gave him a chance Elizabeth: i'm dating a software producer that is 5'5" right now Elizabeth: i'm glad we moved outta texas Elizabeth: but i really dig it here at least for the moment Elizabeth: i think i would be even more suggessful out there Elizabeth: i want to come visit and check some stuff out Elizabeth: i could see that actually me: you should move to NYC Elizabeth: it's just the way the cookie crumbles, i guess me: you should come check it out soon. also, there are lots of production-esque ad firm jobs up here. you should have a look at our craigslist jobs section plus the job section at mediabistro.com for a feel of how many there are.