Subject: Re: Fascism in North Texas |
From: "Elizabeth Ellis" <sheelpup@gmail.com> |
Date: 6/24/08, 19:01 |
To: "kathryn arnold" <quizas@gmail.com> |
CC: "Barrett Brown" <barriticus@gmail.com>, "John Ruiz" <jate1569@gmail.com>, "Caleb Alan Pritchard" <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>, "David Free" <dfree@austin.rr.com>, kkaufhold@mail.utexas.edu |
oh, the things white people don't like.-.
looks like you've found yourself a winner of a home.
*On Tue, Jun 24, 2008 at 2:28 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:I'm going to let you in on a big secret: white people don't like being woken up by fucking roosters in the morning. We also restrict our use of fireworks to certain days of the year.On Tue, Jun 24, 2008 at 3:24 PM, John Ruiz <jate1569@gmail.com> wrote:I like these :
FAILURE TO MAINTAIN FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY $295 ,What all the hate towards Roosters?
OPERATING SEX-ORIENTED BUSINESS W/O LICENSE $365,
OPERATING SEXUALLY ORIENTED BUSINESS $365On Tue, Jun 24, 2008 at 2:03 PM, Caleb Alan Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> wrote:
Things that are illegal in Dallas <http://www.dallascityhall.com/courts/FinesList.html> and their respective fines <http://www.dallascityhall.com/courts/FinesList.html>:
ADMINISTERING MASSAGE TO PERSON OF OPPOSITE SEX $265
ALLOWING VEGETATION TO GROW IN ALLEY $115
ALLOWS ROOSTER TO VIOLATE NOISE RESTRICTION $75
CRUISING IN A MOTOR VEHICLE $97
CARRYING PASSENGER ON ONE-PERSON BICYCLE $62
DISORDERLY CONDUCT (KNOWINGLY EXPOSE ANUS) $300
DISORDERLY CONDUCT (OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE) $300
EXHIBITION OF ACCELERATION $200
FAILURE OF PROPERTY OWNER TO REMOVE GRAFFITI $360
FAILURE TO KEEP GARBAGE CONTAINER CLOSED TIGHT $229
FAILURE TO MAINTAIN CLARITY OF WATER IN POOL $265
FAILURE TO MAINTAIN FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY $295
FIRING SHOT OUT OF AIR GUN OR BB-GUN $165
HAVING A SOFA IN A NON-RECEPTION ROOM $165
INSTALLING ILLEGAL BOOBY TRAP $290
LIVE ROOSTER CONFINED WITHIN 20 FT. OF PROP. LINE $120
NON-ENGLISH SPEAKING DRIVER $140
OPERATING SEX-ORIENTED BUSINESS W/O LICENSE $365
OPERATING SEXUALLY ORIENTED BUSINESS $365
PERSON UNDER 18 IN A STATE OF NUDITY $165
POSSESSING LIVE ROOSTER IN CITY-FAIL TO CONFINE $75
POSSESSING OR HARBORS LIVE ROOSTER $220
RELIGIOUS SOLICITATION WITHOUT AN ID BADGE $265
TAXI: VIOLATION OF COMPANY DRESS STANDARDS $140
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Caleb Alan Pritchard
512-560-8547