Subject: Re: Fascism in North Texas
From: "Barrett Brown" <barriticus@gmail.com>
Date: 6/24/08, 15:28
To: "John Ruiz" <jate1569@gmail.com>
CC: "Caleb Alan Pritchard" <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>, "kathryn arnold" <quizas@gmail.com>, "Elizabeth Ellis" <sheelpup@gmail.com>, "David Free" <dfree@austin.rr.com>, kkaufhold@mail.utexas.edu

I'm going to let you in on a big secret: white people don't like being woken up by fucking roosters in the morning. We also restrict our use of fireworks to certain days of the year.

On Tue, Jun 24, 2008 at 3:24 PM, John Ruiz <jate1569@gmail.com> wrote:
I like these :

FAILURE TO MAINTAIN FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY     $295 ,

 OPERATING SEX-ORIENTED BUSINESS W/O LICENSE     $365,    
OPERATING SEXUALLY ORIENTED BUSINESS     $365
What all the hate towards Roosters? 

On Tue, Jun 24, 2008 at 2:03 PM, Caleb Alan Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> wrote:
Things that are illegal in Dallas <http://www.dallascityhall.com/courts/FinesList.html> and their respective fines <http://www.dallascityhall.com/courts/FinesList.html>:

ADMINISTERING MASSAGE TO PERSON OF OPPOSITE SEX     $265    
ALLOWING VEGETATION TO GROW IN ALLEY     $115    
ALLOWS ROOSTER TO VIOLATE NOISE RESTRICTION     $75    
CRUISING IN A MOTOR VEHICLE     $97    
CARRYING PASSENGER ON ONE-PERSON BICYCLE     $62    
DISORDERLY CONDUCT (KNOWINGLY EXPOSE ANUS)     $300    
DISORDERLY CONDUCT (OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE)     $300    
EXHIBITION OF ACCELERATION     $200    
FAILURE OF PROPERTY OWNER TO REMOVE GRAFFITI     $360    
FAILURE TO KEEP GARBAGE CONTAINER CLOSED TIGHT     $229    
FAILURE TO MAINTAIN CLARITY OF WATER IN POOL     $265    
FAILURE TO MAINTAIN FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY     $295    
FIRING SHOT OUT OF AIR GUN OR BB-GUN     $165    
HAVING A SOFA IN A NON-RECEPTION ROOM     $165    
INSTALLING ILLEGAL BOOBY TRAP     $290    
LIVE ROOSTER CONFINED WITHIN 20 FT. OF PROP. LINE     $120    
NON-ENGLISH SPEAKING DRIVER     $140    
OPERATING SEX-ORIENTED BUSINESS W/O LICENSE     $365    
OPERATING SEXUALLY ORIENTED BUSINESS     $365    
PERSON UNDER 18 IN A STATE OF NUDITY     $165    
POSSESSING LIVE ROOSTER IN CITY-FAIL TO CONFINE     $75    
POSSESSING OR HARBORS LIVE ROOSTER     $220    
RELIGIOUS SOLICITATION WITHOUT AN ID BADGE     $265    
TAXI: VIOLATION OF COMPANY DRESS STANDARDS     $140    
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Caleb Alan Pritchard
512-560-8547