On Tue, Jun 24, 2008 at 2:03 PM, Caleb Alan Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> wrote:

Things that are illegal in Dallas <http://www.dallascityhall.com/courts/FinesList.html> and their respective fines <http://www.dallascityhall.com/courts/FinesList.html>:

ADMINISTERING MASSAGE TO PERSON OF OPPOSITE SEX     $265    
ALLOWING VEGETATION TO GROW IN ALLEY     $115    
ALLOWS ROOSTER TO VIOLATE NOISE RESTRICTION     $75    
CRUISING IN A MOTOR VEHICLE     $97    
CARRYING PASSENGER ON ONE-PERSON BICYCLE     $62    
DISORDERLY CONDUCT (KNOWINGLY EXPOSE ANUS)     $300    
DISORDERLY CONDUCT (OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE)     $300    
EXHIBITION OF ACCELERATION     $200    
FAILURE OF PROPERTY OWNER TO REMOVE GRAFFITI     $360    
FAILURE TO KEEP GARBAGE CONTAINER CLOSED TIGHT     $229    
FAILURE TO MAINTAIN CLARITY OF WATER IN POOL     $265    
FAILURE TO MAINTAIN FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY     $295    
FIRING SHOT OUT OF AIR GUN OR BB-GUN     $165    
HAVING A SOFA IN A NON-RECEPTION ROOM     $165    
INSTALLING ILLEGAL BOOBY TRAP     $290    
LIVE ROOSTER CONFINED WITHIN 20 FT. OF PROP. LINE     $120    
NON-ENGLISH SPEAKING DRIVER     $140    
OPERATING SEX-ORIENTED BUSINESS W/O LICENSE     $365    
OPERATING SEXUALLY ORIENTED BUSINESS     $365    
PERSON UNDER 18 IN A STATE OF NUDITY     $165    
POSSESSING LIVE ROOSTER IN CITY-FAIL TO CONFINE     $75    
POSSESSING OR HARBORS LIVE ROOSTER     $220    
RELIGIOUS SOLICITATION WITHOUT AN ID BADGE     $265    
TAXI: VIOLATION OF COMPANY DRESS STANDARDS     $140    
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Caleb Alan Pritchard
512-560-8547