Things that are illegal in Dallas <http://www.dallascityhall.com/courts/FinesList.html> and their respective fines <http://www.dallascityhall.com/courts/FinesList.html>:

ADMINISTERING MASSAGE TO PERSON OF OPPOSITE SEX     $265   
ALLOWING VEGETATION TO GROW IN ALLEY     $115   
ALLOWS ROOSTER TO VIOLATE NOISE RESTRICTION     $75   
CRUISING IN A MOTOR VEHICLE     $97   
CARRYING PASSENGER ON ONE-PERSON BICYCLE     $62   
DISORDERLY CONDUCT (KNOWINGLY EXPOSE ANUS)     $300   
DISORDERLY CONDUCT (OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE)     $300   
EXHIBITION OF ACCELERATION     $200   
FAILURE OF PROPERTY OWNER TO REMOVE GRAFFITI     $360   
FAILURE TO KEEP GARBAGE CONTAINER CLOSED TIGHT     $229   
FAILURE TO MAINTAIN CLARITY OF WATER IN POOL     $265   
FAILURE TO MAINTAIN FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY     $295   
FIRING SHOT OUT OF AIR GUN OR BB-GUN     $165   
HAVING A SOFA IN A NON-RECEPTION ROOM     $165   
INSTALLING ILLEGAL BOOBY TRAP     $290   
LIVE ROOSTER CONFINED WITHIN 20 FT. OF PROP. LINE     $120   
NON-ENGLISH SPEAKING DRIVER     $140   
OPERATING SEX-ORIENTED BUSINESS W/O LICENSE     $365   
OPERATING SEXUALLY ORIENTED BUSINESS     $365   
PERSON UNDER 18 IN A STATE OF NUDITY     $165   
POSSESSING LIVE ROOSTER IN CITY-FAIL TO CONFINE     $75   
POSSESSING OR HARBORS LIVE ROOSTER     $220   
RELIGIOUS SOLICITATION WITHOUT AN ID BADGE     $265   
TAXI: VIOLATION OF COMPANY DRESS STANDARDS     $140