Subject: Re: Experienced Freelance Web Copywriter
From: "Karen Lancaster" <lancaster.karen@gmail.com>
Date: 4/15/08, 09:59
To: "Barrett Brown" <barriticus@gmail.com>

Sweetie, did you look at your resume? It's a little spread-out, format-wise. Do you want me to fix for you? (Style, not content.)

On Thu, Apr 10, 2008 at 1:05 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
A company in NYC that does anti-spam technology was looking for a "hip, edgy" copywriter and asked for "creative" queries, so I sent this.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Apr 10, 2008 at 2:03 PM
Subject: Experienced Freelance Web Copywriter
To: job-637122164@craigslist.org


SIRS-

PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR CONTACTING YOU WHEREWITH NOT HAVING YET MET YOU IN LIFE FOR MY NAME IS BARRETT BROWN AND I AM IN NEED OF WORK FOREWITH HAVING NOT AS MUCH WORK AS IS NECESSARY, AND PERHAPS YOU AND I CAN COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT. IF YOU ARE ABLE INSOMUCH AS WILLING INSOMUCH TO PROVIDE ME THE CONTRACT AFOREMENTIONED TO WRITE EDGY COPY FOR YOUR INTERNET SUPERHIGHWAY WEB LOCATION SITE AREA AND ITS ANTI-SPAM WHATNOT SUBJECTOLOGY, I WILL IN EXCHANGE ASSIST IN PROCURING SOME SEVEN (SEVEN) (7) TRILLION US DOLLARS WHICH ARE MONIES DERIVED FROM GENERAL ABASANJO SOBACHA ABACHA, WHO WAS PRESIDENT OF MY HOMELAND OF BROOKLYN UNTIL HE WAS ASSASSINATED BY MARTY MARKOWITZ.

AS FOR ME, I AM VERY MUCH ULTRA EXPERIENCED WEB COPYWRITER WHO HAVING HAS HAD WORKED ON SIMILAR PROJECTS FOR A NUMBER OF BUSINESSES ACROSS THE UNITED FREEDOM AMERICA NATION. I AM ALSO HAVING WRITTEN FOR DOZENS OF PUBLICATIONS INCLUDING NATIONAL LAMPOON, THE ONION A.V. CLUB, MCSWEENEY'S, JEST, AND MANY OTHERS OF DISPARATE TOPICOLOGY AND SUBJECTS. I AM ALSO THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOK FLOCK OF DODOS: BEHIND MODERN CREATIONISM, INTELLIGENT DESIGN, AND THE EASTER BUNNY, WHICH WAS WHEREWITH TO AND FOR RELEASED TO FROM MARCH AND WHICH WHERE WHAT RECEIVED GREAT PRAISE FROM ALAN DERSHOWITZ, ROLLING STONE, AIR AMERICA RADIO, AND OTHER SOURCES. I HAVE ALSO WORKED AS AN AD COPYWRITER BOTH IN HOUSE AND ON A BASIS OF FREELANCE. I CAN TYPE VERY FAST AS WELL SEE WATCH HERE I GO DID YOU SEE???????

ATTACHED IS MY RESUME I WROTE IT MYSELF I AM A WRITER.

Sincerely,

Barrett Brown
Brooklyn, NY
512-560-2302




--
KAREN LANCASTER, WRITER/EDITOR
3419 Westminster Ave., Box 25
Dallas, TX 75205
(214) 914-0455
lancaster.karen@gmail.com