I understand that your media outlet is looking for humor writers to handle several different projects, and I'd like to be considered for both the legal project and the pick-up lines project. My work has appeared in National Lampoon, The Onion A.V. Club, Jest, Hustler, McSweeney's, and dozens of other publications, and my first book, Flock of Dodos: Behind Modern Creationism, Intelligent Design, and the Easter Bunny, was released last March to praise from sources ranging from Rolling Stone to Alan Dershowitz.
Below, I've posted a couple of links to some past work of mine which may be somewhat close in format to your pick-up lines project: