I have reason to believe that the SineBot has reprogrammed itself to take over the planet. While I agree with much of its reasoning in doing so, I fear that to place our destiny in the hands of a piece of software may well prove disastrous in the long run. Also, I'm thirsty.

On Fri, Feb 22, 2008 at 6:16 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:

Sir-

I appreciate your kind words and your recommendation that the title of God Emperor of Wikipedia be granted to me. Rest assured that your support will be rewarded as I continue my rise through the ranks. Sincerely, Barrett Brown, First Consul of Wikipedia.

On Fri, Feb 22, 2008 at 3:03 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:

Experts are generally conflicted over whether or not Cindy McCain should be deemed hot. While some cite evidence that she is tall with blond hair and reasonably symmetrical facial features, which behavioral scientists routinely cite as a characteristic often associated with beauty among humans, others note that she is a pill-popping skank and possibly some sort of vampire. The latter claim is controversial, as most scientists do not believe in the existence vampires because they're too scared to admit to themselves that vampires are everywhere. "Vlah, vlah!" That's what vampires say; they go, "Vlah, vlah!"