From: Andrew Stein <steinlink@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Andrew: you around?
me: how so?
Andrew: so, I'm thinking I may be out of a job soon
me: yep
Andrew: fuck you pussy
Andrew: lolwut?
me: lol, newfag
me: YOU KNOW YOU CAN COME TO ME WITH ANYTHING ANDREW!!!!
Andrew: ok, thanks
Andrew: it would be easier
Andrew: I may do that
me: well, why not try to get part-time work, maybe at a smaller firm
Andrew: a little earlier than I anticipated
Andrew: I think Im done here
Andrew: but I'm getting really sick of working for the man
Andrew: I dont want to give up my cushy paycheck
Andrew: sigh
me: it's tough all over
Andrew: no more coke, thats for sure
Andrew: indeed
me: as opposed to the coke-fueled lifestyle you've got going now
Andrew: but Id have to live the simple life
Andrew: true
me: you could basically not earn another dime for more than half a year
Andrew: Id be broke, but I could survive for months
me: yeah
Andrew: so, Im thinking now may be a good time to strike out on my own
me: and could spend some time on your own stuff
Andrew: Ive saved up about $10k
me: and that, given that you've got thousands of bucks coming to you, you wouldn't be in a rush
Andrew: well
me: it's also conceivable that you could get one of the hundreds of other high-paying jobs that you're qualified for
Andrew: but Im thinking this may be an opportunity to bolt
Andrew: conceivable
me: it's conceivable that they'd let you work from NYC
me: well
Andrew: theyre not
Andrew: no
me: are they sure?
me: right
Andrew: since Im not moving to california, a conflict of interests arises
Andrew: well, it seems that management is very intent on moving my team to california