I understand that you're looking for a ghost writer, and I'd like to learn a bit more. I've written for National Lampoon, The Onion A.V. Club, Jest, McSweeney's, and dozens of other publications, and my first book,
Flock of Dodos: Behind Modern Creationism, Intelligent Design, and the Easter Bunny, was released last March to praise from Alan Dershowitz, Rolling Stone, Air America Radio, and other sources.
Let me know if you'd like to discuss this further.