Andrew: yo Andrew: I've heard conflicting reports me: hot bosnian communist girl Andrew: I heard me: yo, not going to make it today, just woke up Andrew: how much do you want to spend and do you want a monitor? Andrew: well, if I leave work early, Ill pick one up for you me: kind of hungover Andrew: so you busy all day? its not like Im leaving work anytime soon .... Andrew: o me: oic Andrew: grapevine me: how so? Andrew: .... or not me: hold on me: that sounds good Andrew: I think Andrew: 3 ghz dual core, 3 gigs of ram, 500gig hd, 256mb graphics card, 22inch widescreen monitor me: for 799? me: how about that one you mentioned yesterday Andrew: I understand, phillies first me: you probably missed me me: for being away Andrew: oh Andrew: why? me: up to $1000 not counting monitor me: sorry me: maybe I'll come tomorrow then Andrew: I think thats the one you want, not sure If I'll carry it home Andrew: thats what she said ... Andrew: clearly Andrew: ...... y ..... me: is this awesome y/n? Andrew: good show old man Andrew: ok, I admit, thats pretty awesome me: and I only just remembered that a few minutes ago me: doesn't eat pork, for instance, just out of habit me: but of Muslim heritage me: not, like, practicing me: the girl was Muslim me: oh, also me: za-zam! me: A child molester and small boy are walking deep into a darkened forest.
The boy squeezes the child molester's hand harder and says "Jeez mister, it sure is scary in here".
"You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone." Andrew: just ..... wow ... Andrew: wow