From: Andrew Stein <steinlink@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Andrew: yo
Andrew: I've heard conflicting reports
me: hot bosnian communist girl
Andrew: I heard
me: yo, not going to make it today, just woke up
Andrew: how much do you want to spend and do you want a monitor?
Andrew: well, if I leave work early, Ill pick one up for you
me: kind of hungover
Andrew: so you busy all day? its not like Im leaving work anytime soon ....
Andrew: o
me: oic
Andrew: grapevine
me: how so?
Andrew: .... or not
me: hold on
me: that sounds good
Andrew: I think
Andrew: 3 ghz dual core, 3 gigs of ram, 500gig hd, 256mb graphics card, 22inch widescreen monitor
me: for 799?
me: how about that one you mentioned yesterday
Andrew: I understand, phillies first
me: you probably missed me
me: for being away
Andrew: oh
Andrew: why?
me: up to $1000 not counting monitor
me: sorry
me: maybe I'll come tomorrow then
Andrew: I think thats the one you want, not sure If I'll carry it home
Andrew: thats what she said ...
Andrew: clearly
Andrew: ...... y .....
me: is this awesome y/n?
Andrew: good show old man
Andrew: ok, I admit, thats pretty awesome
me: and I only just remembered that a few minutes ago
me: doesn't eat pork, for instance, just out of habit
me: but of Muslim heritage
me: not, like, practicing
me: the girl was Muslim
me: oh, also
me: za-zam!
me: A child molester and small boy are walking deep into a darkened forest.

The boy squeezes the child molester's hand harder and says "Jeez mister, it sure is scary in here".

"You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

Andrew: just ..... wow ...
Andrew: wow