Andrew: ... but where did the second set of footprints come from? me: I think that, deep down, you already knew that Andrew: that I was meant to do drugs and play assassins creed me: clearly Andrew: its a sign from god Andrew: she cancelled me: thought you were going out with Julie? me: I'll keep you updated about how I'm playing your copy of Assassin's Creed while you're working Andrew: save a j Andrew: ill be there by 7 Andrew: Im coming straight back to the house at 6 me: not yet, will get them in an hour or so Andrew: got games? Andrew: Im sorry, I dont have time today Andrew: thanks alot me: I'll give em a ring me: whosoever loves the house more will allow the other to have it Andrew: what are the chances you have time to call con edison today, also? Andrew: he was cracking up me: lol Andrew: and i made a joke about the king solomon style splitting the house in two with a sword me: right Andrew: Kai was talking to moesha about how he and mark arent getting along me: do go on me: I stand by that Andrew: I have a funyn story for you me: not for the anti-semitism me: I apologize me: goy, I mean me: every goyim knows it's one set of footprints me: you're clearly a Jew Andrew: sorry Andrew: oh shit, I totally fucked up that inspiring parable