Re: Samples from Barrett Brown

On 9/23/07, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:

Sure, give me a call whenever. Good luck with everything.

Thanks,

Barrett

On 9/23/07, Mike Tatum < mike.tatum@gmail.com> wrote:
Sorry Barret, we've been in total crunch mode. We're getting real close. Got time to talk Monday?

Thanks,
MT

On 9/22/07, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:

Mike --

Just checking in to see if you guys have a sense yet of when you might be launching.

Let me know when you get a chance.

Thanks,

Barrett Brown

512-560-2302

On 9/15/07, Mike Tatum < mike.tatum@gmail.com> wrote:
I'm going to email it. Just need to tweak the contract to get it to you. Working on it now...

Best,
MT

On 9/15/07, Barrett Brown < barriticus@gmail.com > wrote:
Mike-

Were you going to be mailing that contract or e-mailing it?

Thanks,

Barrett

On 9/13/07, Barrett Brown < barriticus@gmail.com > wrote:
Sure, give me a call whenever. I've got a meeting at three Eastern, but will be free for the rest of the day.

On 9/12/07, Mike Tatum < mike.tatum@gmail.com > wrote:

Barrett,

Sorry I missed you today. Day just slipped away. Tomorrow morning ok?

Thanks,

MT

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On Sep 12, 2007, at 8:12 AM, Barrett Brown wrote:

Groovy, I'll be around.

On 9/11/07, Mike Tatum < mike.tatum@gmail.com > wrote:

Great! I'll give you a ring tomorrow to work out details.

Thanks,

MT

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On Sep 11, 2007, at 4:34 PM, Barrett Brown wrote:

Mike-

That sounds like it would probably be the best role for me at this point, so I'm definitely keen on the idea. I'm free to talk whenever, so if you'd like to set up a time in advance, let me know, or you can just give me a ring some time tomorrow.

Thanks again for the opportunity; talk to you soon.

Barrett

On 9/11/07, Mike Tatum < mike.tatum@gmail.com > wrote:

Barrett,

It was good talking to you as well. You definitely have an interesting take on the political landscape, and we would like to find a way to work with you. We've also decided to change how we want to blog on our site over the last few days based on the conversations we have had during the interview process. We think it is going to be very difficult to find one person to cover the entire political area adequately. We've also been blown away by the level of person interested in blogging in this area.

As I started to mention yesterday, I think you would be great at being our media watchdog. Specifically, calling out any poor reporting practices, hidden agendas or missed information in this political race. Reporting on the reporters essentially. Any interest in doing that? The job would require 1-2 posts per day, and we'll pay you per post. If the site takes off and we start earning revenue, we could transition into a bigger role. Think it over, and if it sounds like something you would be interested in doing, let's discuss when you have a moment.

Again, thanks for the time. Shelby and I really enjoyed speaking with you.

Best,

MT

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On Sep 10, 2007, at 4:46 PM, Barrett Brown wrote:

Mike-

Thanks again for getting me on the conference call with your old CNET buddies; hope you guys could hear me okay over the din of central Brooklyn. Let me know when you'd like to talk further.

Thanks,

Barrett

On 9/10/07, Barrett Brown < barriticus@gmail.com > wrote:
No problemo.

On 9/10/07, Mike Tatum < mike.tatum@gmail.com > wrote:

Barrett,

Might be 15 minutes late. Meeting running just a tad late.

MT

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On Sep 9, 2007, at 3:02 PM, Barrett Brown wrote:

Indeed, that's my cell, which is the only phone I use at the moment. Look forward to talking to everyone tomorrow.

Thanks again,

Barrett

On 9/9/07, Mike Tatum < mike.tatum@gmail.com > wrote:

Great. Thanks for being flexible. Is the 512 number the best one to reach you?

On 9/9/07, Barrett Brown < barriticus@gmail.com > wrote:

Mike-

Sure, that'll be fine. I'll plan to be available at 2pm Eastern tomorrow.

Thanks,

Barrett Brown

On 9/9/07, Mike Tatum < mike.tatum@gmail.com > wrote:

Barrett,

Are you around for a call tomorrow? After thinking through the week this morning, it might be easier to just do our interview over the phone than in person. I'd like to get you on the phone tomorrow with some of my other partners, and if the call goes well and we can come to an agreement, let's work together on a contract basis in the near term. We're determined to launch on the 17th, and our team will be a bit to heads down on development to do a proper interview and make a decision this week. If things work out, we will definitely have you out in the coming weeks.

Would you be available for a call around 2pm tomorrow? I'd like to have Shelby and Dave speak with you, and we can walk you through the site and our expectations for the job in a bit more detail. Please let me know your thoughts on this plan.

Please call my cell at any time with more questions: 415-505-8322

Thanks,

Mike

On 9/9/07, Barrett Brown < barriticus@gmail.com > wrote:

Mike-

Here's another sample, this one from back in 2004. It was cited by Sonoma State University's "Project Censored" as one of the most important yet unreported stories of that year. Also, I'm trying to get at some of my old stuff from the now-defunct evote.com, but the site seems to be gone now, so I'll try to use archive.org to grab a few pieces.

Thanks,

Barrett

Texas 'Solves' Its Prisoner Problem

by Barrett Brown

In late March, a jailer at an Arlington, Texas, prison confessed that he helped another jailer rape a female inmate the previous evening. Israel Mouton, a prison employee since 2002, told police that he watched his colleague commit the assault from the jail control room. From there, he could alert his associate if anyone approached. According to both Mouton and the inmate, who was questioned later by investigators, Mouton afterward told the victim via the cell's intercom, "Don't say nothing. You don't know nothing."

A few hours after the inmate confirmed the detailed confession, Mouton and his colleague were arrested. But unlike the inmate whom they had violated, both jailers were able to make bail. In fact, they were released the same evening. And despite the fact that one perpetrator voluntarily confessed to a second-degree felony, neither man was immediately fired; instead, they were placed on paid administrative leave.

The next day, news services picked up the story, which ran in every major newspaper in Texas. Coincidentally, the Texas Board of Criminal Justice (TBCJ) was set to meet in Austin a few days later to vote on several proposed prison policies. Given that the corrections system had just been hit with a rather disturbing scandal, one might have expected the TBCJ to adopt some new regulation ensuring inmates a reliable means of reporting staff abuse to a third party. But to think that, one would have to be ignorant about Texas in general, its cultural climate in particular, and the increasingly disturbing manner in which the nation's largest state prison system is being administered.

Censoring the Mail
During a two-day meeting at Austin's Hyatt Regency, rather than pass any new reporting policies to help prevent coverups, the TBCJ instead did the opposite. On April 2, members passed Board Policy 03.91, by all accounts the most drastic restriction on Texas inmate correspondence rights in more than two decades.

Actually, the board passed two major policy changes during their meeting. One was a ban on incoming mail containing "sexually explicit" images, "material that shows the frontal nudity of either gender, including the exposed female breast(s) with nipple(s) or areola(s), or the genitalia or anus of either gender." Explaining the new policy, Texas Department of Criminal Justice Executive Director Gary Johnson pointed out that his office strives for "a more positive and safer environment for both staff and offenders," adding that "the elimination of sexually explicit material helps us move in that direction."

Because it dealt with such reader-friendly issues as sexuality, the new "porn ban" received nearly all the media coverage. An Associated Press article devoted all but two sentences to the "Playboy Policy." The other two sentences described, in passing, Board Policy 03.91:

"Outgoing special or media correspondence will be opened in cases where there have been known problems ('special correspondence' is defined as any official of any federal, state or local law enforcement agency, including offices of inspector general). The intent is to prohibit offenders from sending correspondence that seeks to threaten, harass or intimidate in any way (including anthrax hoaxes)."

In other words, Texas prison officials are now permitted to read mail written by inmates to journalists, but only "in cases where there have been known problems." Unfortunately, the term "known problems" isn't defined. This is particularly interesting, since the board went to great lengths in defining the female breast in the porn ban policy. But the criteria by which media correspondence may be read by officials are left to the imagination of prison staff, and thus "known problems" might very well include instances in which prisoners have spoken to the press about prison conditions or other issues of legitimate public interest.

In fact, this has already proven to be the case. In one of the few articles that actually focused on the board's new outgoing mail censorship provision, Houston Chronicle staffer Polly Ross Hughes described the case of William Bryan Sorens, a convicted rapist whose sentence was extended by one year after it was discovered he had sold Penthouse an article detailing his prison experiences. (Texas prisoners must get permission before accepting any payment for work they undertake while incarcerated.) While researching her article, Hughes asked TDCJ spokeswoman Michelle Lyons about this incident; Lyons confirmed that Sorens' mail would most likely be tagged for automatic inspection under the new policy.

But aside from deterring the extremely small percentage of Texas inmates who run freelance writing businesses from their cells, the other major purpose of the policy, according to Lyons, is to protect media personnel from inmate threats and harassment. And how do journalists feel about being thus protected? Not surprisingly, they're almost unanimously against it.

All of the Texas newspaper staffers I contacted regarding the case said they would prefer that inmate correspondence to journalists be privileged, in the same way that legal correspondence is (or at least used to be). Another provision passed by the board during its April meeting dictates that "incoming special, legal and media correspondence will be searched for contraband and only in the presence of the offender." This includes letters from lawyers.

Speaking on condition of anonymity, one staffer with a major Texas newspaper pointed out that, among journalists who cover the prison system, mail is used as something of a barometer. Although reporters rarely reply to individual inmate letters or even take their assertions at face value, a large volume of mail detailing a specific problem often serves as the only indication that something might be awry in the state's prisons. After all, Texas inmates are among the most elaborately muffled prisoners in the US; in nearly every other state, inmates can make phone calls whenever they please at their own expense, whereas Texas inmates get only one five-minute call every 60 days. And Policy 03.91 comes just a few months after another new policy that prevents journalists from speaking to inmates unless they're working on a specific deadline. This leaves writers working on books without any in-person access to prisoners.

Lack of Concern
The "no deadline, no meetings" policy is part of the reason why few of the journalists I contacted were surprised by the passage of 03.91. Among those who report on the state's prisons, it's common knowledge that institutional procedure has undergone major changes in the last few years. As older corrections officials retire, they're replaced by younger people with very different views on the rights of prisoners and the media. The overriding philosophy of this new breed is that the best way to deal with a crack in the wall is to apply a fresh coat of paint.

Indeed, 03.91 and similar new policies would hardly seem as threatening were it not for the fact that the Texas prison system is notorious for its cracks. Nationwide, the state is perhaps most famous for the often haphazard manner in which people are tried and executed. Perhaps the most damning account in recent years involved a man found guilty of murder and sentenced to death during a trial in which his court-appointed attorney fell asleep several times.

Much of the criticism has come from progressive watchdog organizations. But some of the most serious warnings have come from the federal government itself. In 1998, the US House of Representatives asked the General Accounting Office (GAO) for a report on staff-on-inmate sexual misconduct in four of the nation's female prison jurisdictions, including Texas. When the investigation ended in 1999, the resulting document didn't do much to help the state's already-tarnished image.

If Texas prison officials really strived for "a more positive and safer environment for both staff and offenders," as asserted by Johnson, they would compile data on the subject to inform recommendations for further action. But this hasn't happened. In fact, while conducting research for its 1999 report, the GAO found that Texas, like the other three jurisdictions investigated, didn't have "readily available, comprehensive data or reports on the number, nature, and outcomes of staff-on-inmate sexual misconduct."

Additionally, if Texas prison officials were actually concerned with preventing inmate abuse, they might consider cracking down harder on prison guards who have "known problems" with sexual misconduct. But that hasn't happened, either. Many staff members who sexually abused inmates during the four-year GAO survey were simply suspended. In other words, they were forced to take a leave of absence, but returned to work in the same capacity at a later date often supervising the same inmates they abused in the first place.

Today, the Texas Department of Criminal Justice supervises about 150,000 prisoners. Of these, nearly half have been incarcerated for non-violent offenses ranging from possession of marijuana to writing bad checks. Their safety and well being depends upon the good will and competence of prison guards, some of whom have proven to be violent criminals themselves. And those who run the Texas prison system, although aware of such facts, have done nearly everything possible to ensure that these prisoners are unable to protect themselves in the only way a prisoner can - to freely communicate with the world beyond their prison walls.

LINKS
The Society for Professional Journalists offers "Access to Prisons," an online guide to state policies on media access to jails and inmates, at www.spj.org/foia_prisons.asp . The Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press, at www.rcfp.org , has a similar section in its First Amendment Handbook. For details on the Texas ban, "Texas Authors Blocked from Prison Visits," visit Talk Left, a liberal criminal justice site at http://talkleft.com ; also, attorney Kathleen Kirby's 1999 essay for the Radio-Television News Directors Association & Foundation at www.rtndf.org/foi/ocd.html . Media Alliance, a Bay area-based media resource center, provides a national overview at www.media-alliance.org/mediafile/18-5/prisons.html . The First Amendment Center has a year 2000 access report for some states at www.firstamendmentcenter.org .

On 9/9/07, Barrett Brown < barriticus@gmail.com > wrote:

Mike-

Go ahead and schedule me to come back a day earlier if you would.

Thanks,

Barrett Brown

On 9/8/07, Mike Tatum < mike.tatum@gmail.com > wrote:

Thanks Barrett. I'll read these over now. Glad the flights work. I'll get them and hotel lined up, and send you all the details. We'll cover flight and one night's hotel. Are you good on covering the other nights or do you want to come back a day earlier? If we end up hiring you, we'll make good on the other night of course.

MT

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On Sep 8, 2007, at 5:00 PM, Barrett Brown wrote:

Mike-

Thanks again for considering me. Here are a couple of fairly recent essays for you to take a look at, pasted below. Those should keep you busy for a while as I rummage through the ol' hard drive for some of my more wonkish stuff from back when I was doing hard politics full-time. Also, if you wanted to take a look at my book before I arrive on Monday with a copy, your best best is to check Barnes & Nobles, as Amazon is out until the second printing later this month; otherwise, you can have the one I bring you.

Again, I appreciate the opportunity to meet with you next week.

Thanks,

Barrett Brown

A Review of William Bennett's The De-Valuing of America and of William Bennett Himself

by Barrett Brown

To judge from the dust jacket review blurbs, Bennett's first foray into the literary genre of the ex-politico memoir traditionally a haphazard mash-up of policy suggestions, political narrative, and personal musings - appears to have been a well-received one. Rush Limbaugh calls the book "inspiring." Beverly LaHaye, president of Concerned Women for America (and, tellingly, wife of Tim LaHaye, brainchild of the Left Behind empire) gushes that "[h]is keen strategies help equip all of us involved in the accelerated warfare for the very heart and soul of America's children." And t he Wall Street Journal refers to Bennett as "Washington's most interesting public figure," apparently intending this as a compliment.

But praise from allies is like a mother's love. More surprising is the dust jacket quote from The New York Times , of all things, informing us that Bennett "brings refreshing intelligence and common sense to a debate long dominated by ignorance and confusion." This strikes me as a nice way of saying that Bennett is better educated than most of the people who believe the things that he believes.

Whether or not this is what the Times meant, it's certainly the case. Bennett is fairly unusual among cultural conservatives in that his background is in academia in general and liberal arts in particular, a status that's somewhat comparable to being a cultural liberal whose background is in truck driving in general and the transport of veal calves in particular. And just as our hypothetical cultural liberal might have a few choice words for the veal calf industry, Bennett is none too fond of modern American academia, certain members of which he groups together with a cadre of unspecified media heavies and then categories under the designation of "elites." These elites, as Bennett informs us early on, derive particular satisfaction from criticizing the beliefs and practices of "the American people," a term he uses throughout the course of the book and which, from the context in which it invariably comes up, appears to mean "people who agree with William Bennett." Now, the elites are motivated in their criticisms not by any legitimate concerns they may have with "the American people," who are presumably beyond criticism by virtue of being people who live in America, but rather by a desire for status. The liberal elites "hope to achieve reputations, among other elites especially, for being original, deep, thoughtful, and unconventional ," we're told by Bennett, who, being a spirit entity from Neptune and composed of pure energy, lacks the sort of universal mammalian regard for one's own reputation with which the rest of are unfortunately cursed.

Bennett summarizes the elites thusly: " Odi profanum vulgus ('I hate the vulgar crowd') is a fitting slogan." It's an expansive sort of hypocrisy that can criticize others for desiring to be considered "deep" and then, in the very next sentence, throw out an unnecessary Latin phrase so that it may then be explained to the reader what the phrase means. But then, Bennett is an expansive fellow. We must give him that.

Bennett is so disdainful of the elite mentality that, in a show of solidarity with the common man, he limits his writing style to that of an awkward seventh grader who's still getting the hang of sentence parsing. " At a gathering of the elite, an often performed ritual is to mention a derided object or individual, followed by a superior laugh and roll of the eyes," he explains to us with some effort.

The "derisive" nature of those incorrigible elites seems to be a sticking point. In the course of his overarching indictment, Bennett denounces them chiefly as "critics of American practices." This is an odd enough thing to take issue with in and of itself; surely any society has practices that are worthy of criticism, even if that society happens to be one's own. But such a denunciation is doubly odd when one remembers that Bennett himself has spent a good portion of his own career as a "critic of American practices." The use of drugs, for instance, is certainly an "American practice," this being a pursuit that Americans practice on a regular basis. And Bennett has been quite famously critical of this "American practice." But whereas the "elites" are content to simply study and sneer when they find something about the American character of which they don't particularly approve, Bennett goes a step further and actually seeks out political appointments that will allow him to take an active role in putting "American practice" practitioners in prison.

In 1988, a few months after resigning from his position as secretary of education under Reagan, Bennett lobbied for the newly-created position of drug czar under incoming President Bush. In the fourth chapter of De-Valuing , entitled "The Battle to Save Our Kids from Drugs," the reader is treated to both the behind-the-scenes jockeying and subsequent birth pains, all in excruciating detail.

"Things got off to a rocky start," Bennett notes, "at least as far as some outside observers were concerned." Actually, things got off to a rocky start by Bennett's own admission; the "outside observers" remark is simply an excuse to attack the press by implying that the media narrative of the time was somehow inaccurate. But it plainly was not; Bennett himself has just spent an entire page describing how Bush was reluctant to take him on, and in the very next sentence after the "rocky start" comment, he points out that he wasn't invited to the nascent administration's first cabinet meeting, further noting that Bush refused to include Bennett in the cabinet at all. Thus Bennett is essentially saying, " A is true, but the press wrongly reported A, and also, A is true." An odd duck, that Bennett. An odd, disingenuous duck.

Bennett claims not to have been fazed by the cabinet snubbing. "I was not particularly distressed at this turn of events; I had my fill of cabinet sessions while I was secretary of education." Bennett had never wanted that sort of prestige, and besides, he'd already had it.

After going to great lengths to show the reader how nonchalant he'd been about his lack of cabinet-level status and how unconcerned he was regarding what everyone might say about this, Bennett goes on to relate what everyone was saying about this, treating us to several old media blurbs on the subject including one from U.S. News and World Report indicating that he might "slowly sink into bureaucratic quicksand and be rendered irrelevant." On the contrary, Bennett tells us, "Sinking into bureaucratic quicksand and being rendered irrelevant was, frankly, never much of a concern of mine." He then goes on to explain why it was a concern of his that he might sink into bureaucratic quicksand and be rendered irrelevant: "Here I had little direct authority, no ability to dispense government grants, a 100-person staff (infinitesimal by Washington standards)... There were some inherent, potentially debilitating, institutional weaknesses that I had to overcome." Many people contradict themselves now and again, but William Bennett manages to do so in perfect ABAB stanza.

Bennett was so innately drawn to the role of drug czar that he began practicing for it well before the position even existed. In De-Valuing , Bennett describes his first big bust, pulled off in his capacity as a dorm administrator while studying at Harvard and which involved two students caught selling drugs out of their room. Bennett triumphantly details how the two pushers feared that Bennett might physically harm them, though he reports having been equally disappointed that Harvard failed to punish the students to his own specifications which is to say, expulsion and criminal prosecution.

This slash-and-burn approach to illegal drug use would become a familiar theme. Upon taking over as secretary of education under Reagan, one of Bennett's first tasks seems to have been getting rid of all those excess teachers that had for so long been plaguing the nation's educational system. "Early in my tenure," he writes, "I contacted the heads of the National Education Association and the American Federation of Teachers, urging them to adopt a policy of requiring teachers using drugs to resign." This was more than just a clever attempt to cut art and music programs out of the local school budgets; in a 1986 speech given in Tennessee, Bennett explained his reasoning: "They should be drug-free, not for reasons of national security, but for reasons of setting an example." It's not entirely clear what he meant by this; presumably, there were already policies in place that would have led to the firing of any teacher caught lighting up a spliff in fourth period English. What Bennett seemed to be calling for was a policy that would have either required the unprecedented monitoring of adult private lives, or instead be totally meaningless and thus it would have served as a great metaphor for U.S. anti-drug policy in general, and thus also as a great teaching aide for our hypothetical fourth period English class when it came time to cover poetic constructs.

The president of the Metro Nashville Education Association wasn't buying. "Teachers should be careful of their actions in front of the student, but teachers are still part of society," he responded in a statement. "It's unrealistic for teachers to be so different. Substance abuse is an illness and should be treated as such. No group is going to be 100 percent clean, be it chiefs of police, ministers or teachers." Bennett's aside to us: "Here again was an example of the teachers' union getting in the way of sound reform, this time because of a startling lack of moral clarity or moral courage," which is to say that the teacher's union didn't want teachers to automatically lose their jobs for issues unrelated to their teaching.

But the nation's educational ills wouldn't be solved just by getting rid of teachers, of course; the kids would have to be gotten rid of, too. Upon becoming drug czar, Bennett fought to implement a national policy whereby any student found to have come in contact with any drugs in any manner whatsoever would be automatically expelled from school. Between the crusade against teachers and the crusade against students, Bennett may have really hit upon something here. Most of the problems that a school faces can be easily solved by just getting rid of all the people associated with it, and thus this would be a fantastic set of policies if the purpose of a school is to simply exist as a pretty building, rather than to educate children, a good portion of whom would have been eligible for expulsion if Bennett had gotten his way.

Luckily for those students, he didn't. Testifying before the House Committee on Idiotic Policy Implementations (or something like that), Bennett came up against some resistance from the always energetic New York Representative Charlie Rangel. During a contentious back-and-forth over Bennett's proposed mandatory expulsion policy, Rangel expressed some reservations about the idea of denying education to students caught with drugs. Though Rangel's preferred policy is here unreported and thus left to our imagination, Bennett summarizes it for us thusly: "I think what Rangel hoped for from us was something less severe; a course of instruction, a drug-education program, lectures, slides, and tapes in short, a magic bullet that would inoculate the young from ever using drugs." Which is to say that Rangel wanted a series of measures in place that would seek to discourage and reduce drug use among students, whereas Bennett wanted a single, forceful measure that would allegedly solve the problem in one fell swoop in short, a magic bullet. Wait a second.

Okay, so Bennett doesn't seem to know what the term "magic bullet" means. That's understandable; I myself used to have trouble with the term "ruled out." When it was said that "police have ruled out the possibility of foul play," I wasn't sure if that meant that the police had spread the possibility out on the table to get a better look at it, or rather that they'd thrown it out so that it wasn't really something they were still considering as a possibility. But that was when I was, like, twelve.

Luckily, Bennett does a slightly better job of explaining the "moral clarity" of his position in a down-paragraph metaphor. "Of course we want to teach children not to play with matches. But if a house is burning, we've got to put out the fire and we've got to grab matches out of some hands before they start any more fires." Actually, this is a terrible metaphor, unless, of course, he meant to add, "and then we've got to throw the little bastards out on the street." He is, after all, talking about a mandatory expulsion policy, not a "taking drugs out of some hands before they use any more drugs" policy, which is what the schools have always had.

If Bennett's use of metaphors and common English terminology leaves something to be desired, his use of supporting evidence is atrocious. Having just firmly established his position that zero-tolerance, one-strike-you're-out policies are totally the way to go, he attempts to illustrate the point with an anecdote. This is a reasonable enough thing to do; anecdotal evidence is a kind of evidence, after all, even if it's often countered by contrary anecdotal evidence, and is thus not all that useful as a policymaking tool. But whereas you or I might try to use a piece of anecdotal evidence that lends weight to our position, Bennett does something quite a bit more unconventional - he uses a piece of anecdotal evidence that runs contrary to his own position, apparently without even realizing it.

In discussing a Miami school that appears to have steered clear of the drug menace and which he describes as an example of his "principle in action," Bennett notes the school's drug policy: "The first time a student is caught using drugs, he must enroll in a drug-intervention or private rehabilitation program or, depending on the severity of the infraction, he may face suspension. Subsequent infractions lead to suspension and possible expulsion from school. If a student is caught dealing drugs, he is turned over to a police agency and faces either suspension or expulsion from school." Which is to say that, in this particular high school, students caught with drugs aren't necessarily suspended from school, much less expelled (and are in fact enrolled in what sounds very much like one of Charlie Rangel's strangely multifaceted "magic bullet" programs of the sort to which Bennett was opposed just fifteen seconds ago, back when it was convenient for Bennett to feel that way), and the possibility of expulsion doesn't even arise unless the student is caught several times, while even those found to be actually dealing drugs aren't automatically expelled, either. This is the example that Bennett has chosen to use in order to illustrate for us how his preferred policy of automatic expulsion for all levels of drug use could be used to improve the nation's public schools. Again, just to be clear, here's what Bennett is saying: "I think schools should do A. Here's a great school that does B. Isn't it swell how doing A helped that school become great?"

In addition to mass expulsions, bad metaphors, the misuse of anecdotal evidence, and the butchering of English idioms, Bennett's inherent sense of moral clarity also called for large, theatrical explosions. During the Reagan administration, the U.S. military was already doing plenty of this by way of its air bombing campaign in Bolivia, but it takes more than a few bombs to please Bennett. After being told that nine planes were currently being used for this purpose, and that a minimum of 15 would be needed to eradicate Bolivian coca production for a year, Bennett wanted to know how many planes were available. A Defense Department official told him that this was classified information, which we can imagine probably pissed Bennett off quite a bit. Then he was told that an increase in American military planes dropping an increase in American bombs on an increase of Latin American peasants might lead to an increase in anti-American sentiment in an already volatile region, particularly if those American planes were clearly marked as being American.

" Then paint the face of Daniel Ortega [the head of the communist government in Nicaragua] on them," Bennett claims to have replied, once again exhibiting his moral clarity. After all, why just kill Bolivians when you can lie to them, too? To be fair, though, Bennett probably didn't mean this as a serious proposal; rather, it appears that he includes the exchange here simply in order to give the reader a taste of the gruff, take-no-prisoners wit to which his colleagues were no doubt treated on a daily basis.

Bennett's unusually hands-on approach to the drug war wasn't just limited to sitting around in Washington and second-guessing the military; Bennett writes extensively about his drug czar-era experience on the "front lines" of major urban areas, where he undertook nifty tours of crack house raids and was thus in a position to second-guess the police, too. In Detroit, Bennett encounters a beat cop whose forays into the drug war are presumably more professional than touristy, and who at some point summarized the problem by asking Bennett, "Why should a kid earn four bucks an hour at McDonald's when he can make two or three hundred dollars a night working drugs?"

" For a lot of reasons," Bennett replies. Instead of listing those reasons, though, Bennett goes on to explain to the reader how the beat cop in question had been unwittingly brainwashed: "The police officer had picked up this line of reasoning from the media." A bit later: "Not surprisingly, a lot of youngsters picked up on this argument." The implication, made on the basis not of evidence but rather of inane conjecture fueled by convenient media hatred, is that the desirability of illegal, high-profit activities over legal, low-profit activities is something that "the media" had to come up with, after which it was duly "picked up on" by hapless Americans (of whom Bennett famously hates to be critical unless it suddenly becomes convenient to do so). This is why smuggling had never occurred in human history until 1851 , when the New York Times came into existence, shortly after which the term "smuggling" had to be invented, presumably by the New York Times.

According to Bennett, "the media" came up with all of this due to some sort of inherent racism; in the course of building on his argument, he claims that the four-bucks-at-McDonalds versus three-hundred-bucks-selling-drugs meme is some sort of slur against American blacks. "If people think poor black children aren't capable of moral responsibility, they should say so," Bennett writes in response to his unspecified adversaries. "I think otherwise. I know they are capable of it."

This would be a very lovely sentiment if it wasn't an outright lie, intended to paint those who sympathize with (or excuse) black Americans as racial determinists, while at the same time depicting Bennett himself as a champion of colorblindness. Nor do we need to simply assume this on the basis of the drug czar's overall taste for the disingenuous turn of phrase; Bennett made his position quite clear during a 2006 broadcast of his syndicated radio program.

In the course of a general discussion on demographic arguments put forth in the influential book Freakonomics , Bennett took a call from a fellow who noted that the practice of abortion had probably robbed the federal government of some large chunk of taxable income in the years since Roe v. Wade. Bennett countered by noting that this particular argument wasn't necessarily a useful criticism of abortion, and further explained, "But I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could - if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country and your crime rate would go down. That would be an impossible, ridiculous, and morally reprehensible thing to do, but your crime rate would go down. So these far-out, these far-reaching, extensive extrapolations are, I think, tricky."

Unsurprisingly, this particular incident led to criticism from some quarters, and so Bennett released the following statement in his own defense: "A thought experiment about public policy, on national radio, should not have received the condemnations it has. Anyone paying attention to this debate should be offended by those who have selectively quoted me, distorted my meaning, and taken out of context the dialog I engaged in this week. Such distortions from 'leaders' of organizations and parties is a disgrace not only to the organizations and institutions they serve, but to the First Amendment." The funny thing about this or, rather, one of the funny things is that one of these "'leaders'" who had allegedly become a "disgrace not only to the organizations and institutions they serve, but to the First Amendment" as well, was none other than President George W. Bush, who had released a statement calling Bennett's comments "not appropriate." And thus it was that, by simply criticizing something that Bennett had said, the president had finally managed to do something to attract his moral outrage.

In Bennett's defense, his comments had indeed been "a thought experiment about public policy," and not a serious proposal to abort black fetuses. Bennett is not only a staunch opponent of abortion, but is also, in his own, confused way, a humane sort of guy. On the other hand, "in Bennett's defense" might be a poor choice of words on my part, because no serious commentator was claiming that this was the case, and thus Bennett need not be defended from charges that never existed. Bennett chose to take issue with a largely non-existent, red herring set of criticisms in order to avoid having to defend his unambiguous statement to the effect that aborting the fetuses of the nation's black population would result in a decrease in the crime rate.

Aside from illustrating Bennett's tendency towards intellectual dishonesty when defending himself, the aborting black babies comment also illustrates Bennett's similar rate of intellectual dishonesty when attacking others. A man capable of criticizing his opponents for supposedly operating under the assumption that "poor black children aren't capable of moral responsibility" while simultaneously believing that "you could abort every black baby in this country and your crime rate would go down" is a man who is clearly not debating in good faith, but rather in an effort to score cheap points. Whereas many of Bennett's obvious intellectual contradictions may be written off as the accidental collisions of a disorganized and mediocre mind, this particular fender-bender can be considered nothing less than intentional, malicious dishonesty, in apparent service to some higher Truth for which lesser, mundane, run-of-the-mill truths are only accessories, to be discarded when inconveniently cumbersome. One might even be tempted to adopt a melancholy attitude regarding the fellow, wondering why a citizen who might otherwise have contributed to his nation's public life has instead seen fit to make himself into yet another partisan hack. On the other hand, the guy doesn't even know what a "magic bullet" is, so to hell with him.

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This is not to imply that Bennett is entirely useless, of course. I did learn a few things from his book. Did you know that Prohibition was a resounding success? Neither did I. Actually, I still don't, because it's not true. So, I guess what I really learned is that some people still think that Prohibition was a resounding success, and that at least one of these people has gone on to help shape American drug policy.

During a wider discussion on the merits of federal fiddlin', Bennett drops the following bombshell, almost as an aside: "One of the clear lessons of Prohibition is that when we had laws against alcohol, there was less consumption of alcohol, less alcohol-related disease, fewer drunken brawls, and a lot less public drunkenness. And, contrary to myth, there is no evidence that Prohibition caused big increases in crime."

This is a pretty incredible statement to just throw into a book without any supporting evidence. Bennett hasn't just expressed an opinion on an ambiguous topic, like, "Gee, the old days sure were swell" or "Today's Japanese role-playing games are all flash and no substance" or something like that. Rather, Bennett has made several statements of alleged fact which can be easily verified or shot down by a few minutes of research. But Bennett didn't bother to research it, and I know this because the federal government has a tendency to keep records, and the records prove Bennett wrong.

Less "alcohol-related disease?" In 1926, a number of witnesses testified before the House Judiciary Committee regarding the ongoing effects of Prohibition; several New York State asylum officials noted that the number of patients suffering from alcohol-related dementia had increased by 1000 percent since 1920, the year after Prohibition had gone into effect. Also in 1920, deaths from undiluted alcohol consumption in New York City stood at 84. In 1927, with Prohibition in full swing, that number had swelled to 719.

But those are just snapshots in time. A look at the larger picture shows Bennett to be not just kind of wrong, but entirely and unambiguously wrong about every single thing he's just said.

In 1991 the Cato Institute commissioned a retroactive Prohibition study by Mark Thornton, the O.P. Alford III Assistant Professor of Economics at Auburn University. Citing hard data gleaned mostly from governmental records, Thornton concluded that Prohibition "was a miserable failure on all counts."

Despite Bennett's assertion that "when we had laws against alcohol, there was less consumption of alcohol [italics his]," a cursory glance at the federal government's own data shows that there was not [italics mine, thank you very much]. Now, per capita consumption did indeed fall dramatically from 1919 to 1920, but then increased far more dramatically from 1920 to 1922 after which it continued to increase well beyond pre-Prohibition levels. So, when Bennett says that "there was less consumption of alcohol," he's right about a single one-year period, but wrong about the next dozen or so years or, to put it another way, he's entirely wrong. If I decided to reduce my drinking for a week, and I drank quite a bit less than usual on Monday but then drank the same amount I usually do on Tuesday and then drank more than I usually do on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and if the average alcohol consumption on my part during that week was much higher than my average alcohol consumption on the previous week, then one could hardly say that "there was less consumption of alcohol" in my apartment that week. Or, rather, one could say that, but one would be wrong. In this case, though, one could be excused for being wrong, because I don't usually keep exact records on my alcohol consumption, and neither does the federal government (I think). But in the case of Prohibition, there is no excuse for ignorance, and even less for spreading it around.

Not only did alcohol consumption not decrease during Prohibition, but the American taxpayer was now paying quite a bit of extra coin to enforce the decrease in alcohol consumption that they were now not getting. From 1919 to 1922 a period which, as mentioned above, saw an overall increase in alcohol consumption - the budget for the Bureau of Prohibition was tripled. Meanwhile, the Coast Guard was now spending 13 million dollars a year, Customs was blowing all kinds of cash, and the state and local governments which had been stuck with the majority of enforcement issues were throwing away untold amounts of money to boot.

Beyond the easily calculable nickel-and-dime costs of running an unsuccessful nanny state boondoggle, the American citizen was being screwed on other fronts, too. Unlike those umbrella-twirling, petticoat-clad temperance harpies of the time (and their equally insufferable apologists of the present day), Thornton considers other social costs of a massive government ban on non-coercive behavior. Of the alcohol consumed under Prohibition, hard liquor made a jump as a percentage of total alcohol sales that had not been seen before, that has not been seen since, and that will probably never be seen again. The sudden ascendancy of whiskey over beer can be easily explained (and could have easily been predicted): if one is smuggling something above the law or consuming it on the sly, it makes more sense to smuggle or consume concentrated versions of the product in question than to deal with larger, more diluted concoctions. A similar phenomenon occurred in the cocaine trade under William Bennett's watch as drug czar.

So alcohol consumption was up, and the alcohol being drunk was now of the harder, more brawl-inducing variety. But what about the savings? The aforementioned busybodies in the petticoats had predicted great social gains for Americans money spent on alcohol would now go to milk for babies, life insurance, and, presumably, magical unicorns that grant you three wishes. Of course, this didn't turn out to be the case. Not only was alcohol consumption up, but records show that people were now paying more for it, too. Of course, they were also paying higher taxes to aid in the government's all-out attempt to repeal the law of supply and demand. And don't even think about approaching one of those unicorns to wish for more wishes. That's against the rules.

What about crime? Apparently, there are some wacky rumors going around to the effect that crime actually went up during Prohibition. But Bennett clearly told us that "contrary to myth, there is no evidence that Prohibition caused big increases in crime."

Pardon my French, but le gros homme possède la sottise d'un enfant humain et la teneur en graisse d'un bébé d'éléphant. And if you'll indulge me further by pardoning my harsh language, Bennett is so full of horse shit on this one that he could fertilize every bombed-out coca field from the Yucatan to Bolivia. The idea that "Prohibition caused big increases in crime" is not so much a myth as it is a verifiable fact. Again, believe it or not, the feds tend to keep records on such things, and again, believe it or totally believe it, Bennett has failed to consult these records before providing his sage commentary on the subject.

In large cities, for instance, the homicide rate jumped from 5.6 per 100,000 residents in the first decade of the 20 ^th century to 8.4 in the second, during which time 25 states passed their own localized Prohibition laws in addition to the federal government's implementation of the Harris Narcotics Act, which in turn paved the way for the then-nascent drug war. And in the third decade, during which Prohibition was the law of the land not j