Subject: Could Ernie Fletcher Actually Be a Flamboyant Puerto Rican Homosexual Party Boy?
From: "Barrett Brown" <barriticus@gmail.com>
Date: 8/22/07, 01:10
To: contact@erniefletcher.com, JBRAMMER@HERALD-LEADER.COM, tips@wonkette.com
Dear You,
In 2006, Kentucky Governor Ernie Fletcher signed an executive order to the effect that homosexuals could thereafter be fired from their positions as state government employees simply for being gay, this being a reasonable enough move in light of the fact that Kentucky has long been plagued by the tens of millions of homosexuals who descend on its cities each year in search of civil service jobs.
Such a move on the part of the governor is certainly the sort of thing one might expect from a social conservative. But such a move is also the sort of thing one might expect from a closeted homosexual Republican who hopes to remain above suspicion.
Above, please find a photo of Mr. Fletcher. Clearly, it raises serious questions about the fit, well-toned governor's ability to lead a state that values families over casual gay sex.
We hereby call on any and all federal authorities who may currently be investigating Mr. Fletcher for matters relating to official corruption to expand the scope of their search in order to encompass the possibility that the governor has been embezzling state funds and spending the money on poppers.
Sincerely,
Barrett Brown First Consul People for the Eradication of Nonsense
P.S. Ernie & Co: Our elite Photoshopping skillz are superior to
your n00bish Photoshopping skills, which is why we are entitled to spell "skillz" thusly when referring to our own abilities, whereas you are entitled to do no such thing.
