I understand that you're looking for someone to handle some articles on the subject of male sexuality, and I'd like to be considered. My work has appeared in dozens of publications including
National Lampoon, Hustler, The Onion A.V. Club, Oui, and
Jest, and my first book, Flock of Dodos: Behind Modern Creationism, Intelligent Design, and the Easter Bunny has received praise from Rolling Stone
, Air America Radio, Skeptic, and Alan Dershowitz, among others.
Get back to me if you'd be interested in discussing this further.