Subject: Re: Candybiotic Ad |
From: Paul Blanco <blanco9@earthlink.net> |
Date: 8/7/07, 22:21 |
To: "Barrett Brown" <barriticus@gmail.com> |
How about Forgetitol, Blastitol, or Endzene?
On 8/7/07, Paul Blanco < blanco9@earthlink.net> wrote:to go with all the cards not just the squatters rights one. We just
posted
the ad but one that goes in the right direction is Endzol. I don't
think that's
it but it's short and sweet. I like your creativity and think you
should keep trying,
we won't be making any decisions for a couple weeks. Thanks
On Aug 6, 2007, at 10:54 PM, Barrett Brown wrote:
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>
> Howdy-
>
> I'd like to submit the following ad for your candybiotic campaign:
> Has your home dropped in value recently? Is your neighborhood, like
> Jamie Lee Curtis, no longer considered "hot?" Has it gotten to the
> point where English punk rockers are just breaking into nearby homes
> and proclaiming squatter rights?
> Really? It has?
> Wow. We were just kind of joking around. That's, uh, pretty rough. Wow.
> No need to move or refinance, though; simply sooth your sorry soul
> with a sensibly-sized serving of our superbly sudden-acting
> candybiotic, Slumazene. And though FDA regulations require us to warn
> you that Slumazene will not actually raise the value of your real
> estate or compel that one English punk rocker to return your stolen
> barbecue grill or stop dating your daughter, it is, in fact, candy.
> And you like candy.
>
>
> Thanks,
> Barrett Brown
>
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